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hawaiian brothers

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Also known as the Koury-Nori connection, it is a bond forged when one man is getting a blowjob from a female and makes eye-contact with another man.
I was having a nice time with Susan, when Tom walked in and we became Hawaiian brothers.
by Neff Jewman March 29, 2017
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Hawaiian Missile Crisis

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A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke

Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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Hawaiian Tugboat

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Getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls
Damn bro, you got a Hawaiian Tugboat.. Be proud, they're rare
by Knux, Neighbor January 23, 2013
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going hawaiian

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It means saying you will do something and then doing something entirely not relevant to what you intended to do.
Origin: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian and therefore, Beetlejuice Going Hawaiian.
New Beetlejuice movie (Beetlejuice 2) is said to have this title. But, in reality, will have nothing to do with Hawaii. But possibly tallying bananas.
by stumblemuffin February 14, 2014
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hawaiian blowjob

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When you open a can of pineapple and take a ring of pineapple around his dick , and enjoy the flavor .
I did an Hawaiian blowjob on that guy and it tasted good .
by Blablaandbla January 14, 2016
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indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
by Ronetta May 8, 2010
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Hawaiian Punch

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You insert your fist repeatedly while the female is on her menstrual cycle. Thus creating Hawaiian Punch.
Vanessa: "Stephen we can't have sex im on my period."

Stephen: "Well perhaps, we can try something new!"

Vanessa: "Like what?"

Stephen: "Its called a Hawaiian Punch."
by Datthott September 29, 2012
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