Chat speak

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

CHAT SPEAK.
Sk8er-D00d: LODLSM
PunkChicka: XIF
Sk8er-D00d:DYHTNTMBG?
PunkChicka:HOGMP
EmoxXxtearzzz:WSTS

by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006

chat shitter

a person that chats nonsense.

that girl is a chat shitter

by amby and roxy April 10, 2007

Chat stalking

When someone reads the group chat texts but doesn't particpate, therefore stalking the group chat

"How does she know what happened on chat last night?she wasn't even there"
"she must have been chat stalking..."

by Thatgirl111 May 3, 2015

Chat speak

"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.

oh my god, y do u call me a n00b!!!11111!!!1!one!!11 *angr fce*

by Grapple 'n' Grapes September 3, 2005

chat syndrome

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: reality chatspeak

dude: WTF?? My clam chowder tastes like bongwater!!
sane person: shut up you whore.

by Tiller August 1, 2005

chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting

(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-

by piper4hire January 27, 2008

chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.

Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!

by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006