downtown Charlie Brown

Originally the phrase mean a less than enthusiastic blowjob; you know, something that gets the job down but leaves all parties feeling dissatisfied. But in contemporary parlance it can signify a lazy or dispassionate attempt to accomplish a mission or assigned objective.

Original meaning:
After a John visits a mediocre prostitute: "I gave that bitch a 10 for that downtown charlie brown."
Contemporary meaning:
After a manager scolds his employees for idleness: "Man, y'all some downtown charlie brown-ass mothahfuckahs."

by TheNobleKings May 31, 2019

Charlie Brown Drive-Thru

When you're trying to order food but all you hear through the speaker is wah wah wah wah wah.

I tried to place an order, but got the classic Charlie Brown Drive-Thru response. I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.

by Youreinchargeofthestalephabets September 13, 2014

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown

It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.

"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."

by Uselessinformation.mf April 17, 2017

Dirty Charlie Brown

When a man gets bored with regular anal and decides to slide his nuts into the pussy. This is a suave move with a few stipulations. The chick's vagina should be close to her ass. Otherwise you're tugging on your ballsack. Never let her help, women have nails and can't feel the pain. And once you're in, don't jackhammer, you have to rock in a smooth motion or start again.

Thailand, home of the Dirty Charlie Brown.

by Esty Dee April 14, 2009

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

1) A hilarious dub on Youtube that is basically the black ghetto version of Charlie Brown's Christmas. The holiday season isn't complete without it.

2) The most quotable video ever made.

You have nice soup coolers. Let's lock legs and swap gravy.

-This is Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.

by CrazerDaiser595 December 27, 2010

Charlie Brown

When someone bullies a completely innocent person for literally no reason.

Dad: Don’t worry son. I used to get Charlie Brown-ed when I was your age, but I learned to overlook it.

Son: Yeah, it’s pretty much the only way of getting away from Charlie Brown-ers.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

Charlie Brown

Someone who needs to tell Lucy VanPelt to fuck off and get a life.

Lucy: Charlie Brown, you're so stupid!
*extends his middle finger*
Charlie: Up yours, bitch!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005