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Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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Chank

Choke + Wank

See also: Chanking, Chanker

(Look up Autoerotic Asphyxiation)
Cor, blimey! Says here that Michael Hutchence died having a chank!
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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Chank

A fictional stalker on a social networking site. This person never reveals their their identity to their victim. Chank is usually created by close friends who know more than the average person would know about the victim, therefor leaving the victim very confused and paranoid.
Chris and Tim decided to chank me. Couldn't believe it was them all along. Why would they waste their time?

Tom got so worried about the mysterious Chank, he wouldn't step foot in his basement for days.
by CrispyPs TimmyPrad January 14, 2011
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chank

A contraction of "chunky skank" that is, a fat, promiscuous female. Derivative of chunky sluts
"All the chanks show up after 1 a.m. because the beer goggles are thicker."
by LazyNine August 30, 2008
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chank

Use by Chinese people to refer to each other, much in the same way that blacks call each other "niggahs"
Wasup my Chank brotha...
by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003
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Chanking

Vomiting or chundering and masturbating at the same time. Usually vomitting on to the sexual organ for lubracation
after seeing alice with no make-up tom had a brutal, sloppy chanking session
by Amy 'the Chonker' Palmer January 14, 2009
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chank

Singular. A person of Oriental origin, usually from China, Korea, or Japan. Usually have slanted eye slits, black hair, and yellow skin. Has the following characteristics:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. good at video games
Chank: I'm failing!!!!!!
American: How badly?
Chank: A 99%, that sucks so badly!!!! :'(
by IAChank February 26, 2011
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