chalnez

1.a large sized poo or crap
2.a funny brazilian kid at my school

1.i think this one is gonna be a chalnez not just a regular nez
2.i think chalnez needs a hair-cut

by ryan November 28, 2003

chainz

a pussy ass nigga, and is pussy whipped at the same time.

Damn John stop being chainz.

by happy JOhnson June 5, 2007

the 2 chainz

Part of the modern Kamasutra, the 2chainz is a sex position where the male sits back, legs open and the female sits directly on his lap(between his legs) and moves and rides him any which way she pleases as the male sits back and enjoys the view, as one would do at a 2chainz show.

Michelle couldn't believe how much fun the sold out 2chainz show was and to show her appreciation to Jeff they did the 2 chainz all night long

by JVICE March 3, 2014

True Chainz

When something is so true that you drag out "trueeee" just like Two Chainz drags out "two".

Craig: "Hey did you hear my friend Aubrie is a slut."
Anna: "True Chainz"

by Heather MotherFucker Jones May 6, 2014

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

Chainese

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

by icgn1031 December 2, 2009

Chainese

The official language of our supreme leader chai (monrina).

I speak fluent Chainese.

by eliiiizaaaa May 4, 2020