stank chaff

Occurring just before anal intercourse, the bottom sprays diarrhea throwing the pursuant off of their tail. A mess that ruins the mood for anal intercourse.

When the two horny lovers returned home from a meal of spicy Korean food, the bottom sadly ruined the night by spraying stank chaff just before getting laid.

by nippydreadlocks January 28, 2017

brown chaff

(Verb). Shitting oneself.

Did you see Andy D when his chair broke?
No, why is that?
I swear he deployed the ol' brown chaff!

by This isn't where I parked my d April 24, 2019

cum chaff

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

Cut to the Chaff

Chaff is the core of the wheat from which comes grain.Cut to the chaff means to cut to the essence, the meaning, the essential of what you are trying to say.
Pre 60s....precusor of "cut to the chase"

"Blah, blah, blah"
"Cut to the chaff!"
"Just listen and you'll hear!"

by Elaine Pedigo April 26, 2006

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Chaff

A guy or girl who is too scared to make sexual moves

Eg- Rukky is chaff,bro he couldn’t even tap Winifred’s ass 🤦🏿 ♂️

by Lordoftherings April 17, 2019

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023