certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret December 2, 2010

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

Certified Slap

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

Certified exeh

A name given to lsk guys that use slang as a hobbies especially dandies

I'm certified exeh for days

by Certifiedexeh August 9, 2023

Certified Trapper

best milwaukee rapper alive. Creator of music.

Have you heard of certified trapper, I heard that he invented music!

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 30, 2023

Certified Hater

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.

I'm a hater? Nah, nigga I'm a Certified Hater.

by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022