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Cumasexual

When you have a sexual attraction to anything that has a whole.
Yes, I am a cumasexual.
by Warcrime November 29, 2020
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Cecosexual

that means you are in love with ✨Cvetomir Todorov ✨ or as it is better known like Ceci, he is a bad boyyyy👿
example:"Omg, i think im cecosexual,he is soo hot"
by idk3466 March 2, 2021
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camerasexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cameras.
A: Hi! I wanna tell you something..
B: Oh, yeah, sure! What is it?
A: I think I'm camerasexual..
B: Go out to my lawn and touch some fucking grass.
by imilkcows March 22, 2021
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carsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars
Bro I think i'm carsexual
by KuriWasTaken March 28, 2021
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Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?
Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.
by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017
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cedsexual

when umare deeply in love with cedric diggory
are you straight or bi?
oh no im cedsexual
by cedisahottie December 29, 2020
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comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.
When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.
by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010
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