centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

centaur hug

To hug someone's butt in such a fashion that together you appear to be centaur.

Jamie gave me a centaur hug and it wasn't even Halloween.

by guyinthebaca March 28, 2015

Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.

I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010

Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.

Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.

by Jessycakes January 24, 2012

Centaur walk

Origin: "Sexy" Sung

A method of walking in which you appear to walk like a centaur. You appear to gallop and walk at the same time.

Example #1
Heyyyy. Want to centaur walk with me to class?

Example #2
David: Where did you learn to centaur walk like that?
Centaur: OH heyyy... my mom was a horse and I was raised in a shoe factory there.

by Sunginator June 2, 2009

Centaur blowy

When you are getting a blowjob and getting your associate eaten at the same time, resembling a centaur getting a blowjob

Guy 1: did you end up booking up with those two chicks last night?
Guy 2: yeah they gave me a centaur blowy

by Dman1z90 December 29, 2018