Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

Celary Trick

The act of shoving a stick of celery up your ass to distract another person.

MacGruber used the old celary trick to distract the guards.

by Dat1n1gga September 20, 2010

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

by MelandChristine November 17, 2011

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Celardor

1) J.R.R. Tolkien, an accomplished professional philologist as well as novelist, described "cellar door" as the most beautiful combination of sounds possible in the English language. This is an alternative spelling.

2) Land of the mythical twin Nor'veI cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco

1) Man, 'celardor' doesn't even sound that cool; I don't know what he was talking about.

2) "...and they journeyed for a fortnight and a half deep into the country of Celardor..."

by K Wheezle May 26, 2004

cellardoor

The famous linguist that said this was JRR Tolkien. It is mentioned in his Biography.

by S Tappin September 15, 2003

cellardoor

the gateway to a place to store objects that are important to us to keep safe

dust/wine/memories;)old computers and books which you really carnt understand/super hero comics

by Mr X December 29, 2003