Celibal

A person who vows to abstain from marriage and sexual relations.

Did you hear about Saint John? Dude is an absolute celibal!

by Smart In My Own Way November 15, 2020

Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.

He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!

by Arealmotherfarker November 27, 2016

Celibate

Without sex.

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!

by Arelya March 26, 2009