Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.

Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!

by Arelya March 27, 2009

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

California celibate

Only receiving cunnilingus/oral esx, no penetration.

"I'm California celibate, no d*ck for me"

by La520 April 06, 2024

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

Celibal

A person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations.

Yo man, did you hear about John? Dude is a straight up celibal now!

by Smart In My Own Way November 20, 2020