The bestest nickname to give to your bestest friend and love of your life, regardless of their actual name, Celery is love, Celery is life. Better yet, you use this for the greatest thing in all life.
A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.