A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.
No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.
by Shov June 19, 2008
Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company
by Secretmoose February 18, 2014
Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.
by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021
using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.
by R puppy August 30, 2009
A stick of celery which has the head of Caleb Finn.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.
by kennarae02 November 10, 2019
The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
by Chfuck Yeah! February 23, 2011