Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)

Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE

by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021

Celery

Common slang for girls for referring to even they are on their period.

“Sis I be eating celery, got anything?”

by {[Amelia}] June 9, 2022

Celery

the most powerful and best roblox executor on the UWP client!!!!

Johnny uses Electron. Don’t be like Johnny. Use celery

by celerlover239 May 21, 2023

Celery

A name for a job that gets you nowhere.

This job only pays me enough to pay the bills and starve, its celery bruh.

by Juncture April 20, 2024

Celery

The bestest nickname to give to your bestest friend and love of your life, regardless of their actual name, Celery is love, Celery is life. Better yet, you use this for the greatest thing in all life.

Man, that girl right there is My Celery.
Dude, that player is The Celery!

by Delia=C+C July 23, 2024

celery generals

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

by Shov June 19, 2008