Cafone

A person who is an embarrassment to himself or others.

I can't take you anywhere, you cafone.

by az8ball June 13, 2005

caysone

A boy who thinks he’s thick and is truly just fat and that is sad to say

“Oh he think he’s Caysone”

by 666kylie jenner March 5, 2018

Caysone

Person who has no life and body is shaped like a rectangle no curves at all. Spends their time eating booty and listening to Jacob satoriuos and Danielle Ravioli. Obsessions are sravis trott and salad shaker. Listens to 6ix 9ine. Usually a brown hair brown eye boy and knows how to make people mad. All together he is unathletic and has diabetes.

Who’s that must be Caysone

by 666kylie jenner May 9, 2018

Cayson

Cayson is normally the hottest boy in school. He smells like heaven and normally has two cats. His hair makes people play with their Weiner all night long. He thinks he’s cool but he is stupid and has short friends. All together, you should definitely date cayson because he is top quality.

Girl at school: hi cayson
Cayson: your hot
Girl: let’s date

Cayson: I need help on hw
Hot girl: I’ll help you baby boy

by NotMyNames January 12, 2023

Dirty Cayson

You shit in your partners mouth and then you start deepthroating her and the goal is to shove all the shit down their throat.

Wow man, That Dirty Cayson I did yesterday was rough...

by Brave_thereader April 29, 2022

Cayton

the act of eating a ton of cake during sex. So your partner doesn't gain weight from the experience many people yell "MEGA PUNCH!" right before climaxing and punch their partner in the gut, making them vomit profusely.

"yo man i think im gonna cayton my girlfriend tonight."

"you're a sick fuck, you know that?"

"haha ya"

by bboy vibes March 8, 2010

cafon

a stupid, red-neck hick who doesn't know any better. A backward person with no social skills, manners, or sense of style.

Gosh, he smells like garlic and has the gawdiest house in the neighborhood, what a cafon!

by lavazza July 25, 2006