cause of death

School, homework and tests. A mans 3 greatest fears. Too much listening to bullshit is mostly everyones cause of death.

Doctor, what was his cause of death?
H...he...wr..wrote...a....an........ AN EXAM !

by yumadbruh April 14, 2020

Cause I'm Young

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.

Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret December 23, 2012

cause im cool like that

whenever you do something dumb on accident and everybody asks why you did that just say "cause im cool like that"

txt message abbreviation: ciclt

"Sir, why did you slap the governor in the face?"
Answer:cause im cool like that
Response: Wow you are the coolest kid

by davidbrownfromsd January 14, 2009

cause-play

Cosplaying, but for a specific movement or political motive

The guy who sat behind the CEO of Equifax during the Senate Hearing dressed as the Monopoly Man? Classic cause-playing

by waka mcwaka October 6, 2017

Cause and Supply

The act of causing a situation which you later profit on by being ready to supply what people need.

The problem could have been a Cause and Supply tactic by bodies hoping to profit by being the first to supply the rest of the world with a remedy to a problem they created themselves.

by Itsdeewolf June 13, 2020

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight

AnD WeRe gOiNg To lIgHt ThAt FiR e And SeT The nigHt AliGht

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight and were going to light that fire and set the night alight

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 19, 2020

Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

by DumDum1000 February 20, 2018