Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.

I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.

by MC Stin November 2, 2012

Carpet Burn

is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).

Also known as "Chafed Dick."

At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.

by Sirlottawin November 23, 2011

carpetmuncher

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

by raymond January 10, 2004

Carpet Burn

1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)

"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"

by ColdFire October 26, 2006

carpet burn

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night

by Tok Kim April 1, 2004

carpetmuncher

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

by mezzy April 30, 2003

carpetmuncher

one who munches on many carpets and gets monkey burn on their left eyebrows.

Yo i herd Jorgan Buster is a fuckin cock sucking carpetmuncher!

by bran buster October 23, 2003