carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic May 5, 2012

carpet bomb

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009

carpet bomb

When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."

As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.

After you pwn that arrogant n00b, carpet bomb him a few times before he respawns!

by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009

Carpet Bomb

When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise

bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!

by CgT87 December 9, 2011

Carpet Bomb

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015

carpet bomb

The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.

Matt carpet bombed Carol in a wild frenzy of sexual activity.

by Glen Newhall February 8, 2007

Carpet Bomb

When you and a friend rub a girls face into a carpet and then jizz on her.

"Kyle and I carpet bombed the shit out of her last night."

by tuckchuck January 23, 2010