Maria Carrillo High School

A school in Santa Rosa, California. Students between 9th and 12th grades attend this school. Known around Santa Rosa for high academic standards, and a hill which is commonly written on.

Parent: Hey, you know a school known around which has high academics?

SR citizen: Yeah, Montgomery's good, but I hear Maria Carrillo High School is better. Check it out!

by EvilTurtle June 25, 2008

Mary Carillo

-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator

-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)

-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society

Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.

by ATennisFan February 28, 2010

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

A Furry with spending problems.

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

by Loucus July 30, 2022

Carmilla

Nephthys' twin sister on Newgrounds.com

Nephthys and Carmilla are so much alike that they are twins!

by Charles Manson November 12, 2003

carillo

the epitome of cool. a state of being. zen.

dude, you should have come last night, the party was straight up carillo.

can you believe that asshole? I want to slap him.
nah dude, I'm maintaining my carillo.

by karen f. o'brien. August 20, 2008

James Carville

An ugly-ass bastard from Louisiana who is a die-hard liberal and also a southern redneck at the same time; isn't that an oxymoron?

James Carville is an imbred, ultra-liberal, swamp-dwelling redneck

by Weak Ass Bitches November 18, 2004

Carilli

A Carilli is somebody who is a genius, but an asshole at the same time.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Jim, he's such a Carilli. You can go talk to him, but be forewarned, he's been known to kick people in the shins for no reason.

by Sittingleftofmeisadouchebag April 10, 2010