classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'
by charlie November 7, 2004
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(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
by I<3Barney February 17, 2010
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Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback
the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink
also same thing as saying you just got PWND
the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink
also same thing as saying you just got PWND
guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)
guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!
AT party
Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do
Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)
guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!
AT party
Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do
Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011
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An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008
Get the Chardonnay mug.Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
Get the Mississippi Chardonnay mug.Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
Get the Chardonnay whore mug.A Carlonna is a rare find indeed. Mainly a name used for a female.
Carlonna : A wild mind that can only be tamed by the bravest of people who dare to venture into the world of the human mind.
Carlonna's are very quick witted, and will not suffer fools, hence, they tend to be very lonely, but the company they decide to keep, is exactly what you would look for in a person. Carlonna's also have a tendency to be very head-strong and stubborn, which makes them hard to agree with on certain topics, but they never back down in the face of criticism.
A Carlonna's main strengths are ; Conviction, and confidenced, even though they tend to not show it.
Seeing a Carlonna is like finding a four leafed clover.
Carlonna : A wild mind that can only be tamed by the bravest of people who dare to venture into the world of the human mind.
Carlonna's are very quick witted, and will not suffer fools, hence, they tend to be very lonely, but the company they decide to keep, is exactly what you would look for in a person. Carlonna's also have a tendency to be very head-strong and stubborn, which makes them hard to agree with on certain topics, but they never back down in the face of criticism.
A Carlonna's main strengths are ; Conviction, and confidenced, even though they tend to not show it.
Seeing a Carlonna is like finding a four leafed clover.
by Mr.Defintion1476 June 12, 2021
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