claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

yellow cardigan

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan.

A: you heard my R?

B: Having done this time and time again, She wore a yellow cardigan

C: cool

by sleepyvx September 24, 2021

Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer

Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022

cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!

George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!

by manic Mike January 15, 2010

Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

cardiomuscular

relating to the heart and muscles.

Cardiomyopathy is a cardiomuscular disease.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 2, 2014

Cartomancy

Cartomancy is a form of divination done by reading the signs and symbols on a set of cards. Forms of cartomancy appeared soon after playing cards were first introduced into Europe in the 14th century and can be linked to being present in the Middle East. Practitioners of cartomancy are generally known as cartomancers, card readers, or simply readers.Cartomancy is done using various layouts or spreads. By using various spreads, one can give a detailed reading. Each of the cards has a meaning, and when you lay them out in a certain way the interpretations deepen. The truth is there is a myriad of spreads and thousands of possible readings. These nuances require a good interpreter of the basic meanings of each card, as well as an understanding of what they mean together in certain locations. Many people compare cartomancy to tarot but there is a difference. While they can be read similarly, tarot decks and regular card decks are pretty different. The tarot deck has 78 cards (as opposed to a standard deck's 52) and contains different suits from your hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.

Person 1: What the hell is she doing with those playing cards? Is it some new game?

Person 2: Nah man, it's cartomancy.

by the.intelligent.one January 5, 2022