Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

by handcheck March 31, 2019

capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.

1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
“Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”

by anti-capitalism capitalist May 4, 2021

True Capitalist Radio

A radio broadcast on blog talk radio. Hosted by the prognosticator of prognosticators- "Ghost", he talks about current economic crisis and/or important world events. Although once a haven for capitalists it has become a gathering site for bronies and trolls.

Ghost: Yes you're on true capitalist radio.

213: Hey ghost, whats good baby. I gotta feed my keedz ghost. I gotta be feeding dem keedz.

by Lt.Pooptickler September 8, 2011

Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.

by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

Caio

A strange japanese speaking anime boss who speaks fluent dutch while being brazilian. This cool guy has to gym at 5am every morning in order to have the strength to carry the weight of his massive balls. It is impossible to know if it is his steamdeck or something of similar length in his pocket.

Ah man, that guy is packing a Dachshund in his lap. He is a total Caio.

My day is made, Caio just asked how I am doing today.

That Caio is a legend, such an awesome buddy

by WeLoveCaio October 21, 2022