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Canuckslyvania

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A frozen wasteland full mounties and polar bears where people walk around drunkenly saying "eh?" Canucksylvania is the native land to canucks and hosers.
Steve informed his friends that the citizens of Canuckslyvania are all drunken idiots.
by cool4dude April 28, 2005
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Crazy Canucks Clan

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Started in september 2005, the Crazy Canucks are a canadian based America's army clan. They now have over 50+ active members from Canada, United-States, UK, and Europe. They're known to say "hooeh" instead of "hooah".
AAOW member #1: z0mg, we just got owned by that clan, wtf is their name?
AAOW member #2: the Crazy Canucks Clan

CC member: HOOEH!
by BloodyFrickingBullet December 13, 2008
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A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.
Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.

Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.

Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.

Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.
by DementiaBiden2020202020202020 September 9, 2020
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Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.
Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!
by CanucksKickAsss February 4, 2010
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Canucks

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a group of retarted inbred french decendants that live north of the border of the USA in a cold, barren wasteland known as canadia.
Guy 1: Check out those walking douches, theyre all canucks.
Guy 2: Well fuck them, the horse they rode in on and every1 else in Canada those maple syrup ass bastards!
by HaggardAss December 28, 2005
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Canucks

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A shitty hockey team that does not deserve to be in the National Hockey League; a group of hockey players who do not prevent goals and cannot play defense
Billy screamed at the video game because of how shitty the Canucks are while he was down 19-0 at the end of the first period.
by Duds11 May 17, 2022
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the nhl team that causes roiots they have dissapointed there fan 3 times during the nhl jesus all the guys do is be a dissapointment its also a team with plate a spaggheti for there logo and what the fuck was the flying v
by jackball420 December 27, 2020
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