cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.

I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.

by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Cankster

anyone living life as a victim of cankles.

Hey, you should buy those capris. They are cute." .... "I don't think so. They will accentuate my cankles." .... "Good thinking."... "Thanks. Just livin the life of a cankster.

by livinthelifeofacankster March 16, 2011

candost

Very rare turkish boy name. It means friendly in turkish. They are really clever and also creative. They like communicate with others. They look handsome and sexy. You can feel very comfortable near them. They can become most valuable thing in your life. You will be very grateful to know them. And if you have one of them you will probably feel like you are the luckiest one in the all world.

Do you know him ?

-Yes he is Candost. My one and true love.

by His mystery November 20, 2021

cancootery

To have intercourse with a slave

There was some cancootery going on.

by Jamison the third February 17, 2023

horse-canister

Somebody that jacks off horses

"The rancher was a horse-canister"

by Wife killer December 18, 2015

cannister

A tank of gas that you can attach to things and pop its cap off to make it move in JBMod for HL2.

Omg I made this thing launch so high in JBMod!

I attached 10 cannisters to a buggy and made it go FLYING!!

by happyface_0/dave December 16, 2004