Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

Candlejack

When you shove a candle up your ass,and then jerkoff.

"Omg Bobby wtf are you doing?"
Candlejacking wanna join?

by gretone August 6, 2016

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016

Candlewick

Fan of Lois Sedgwick

“Oh my god are you a candlewick too?!”

by Ohmydaysgigglepuff April 13, 2025

Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.

e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'

by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018