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canjimatamji

bubbling explosive diarrea that fizzles at the butthole area
michael's a victim of uba canimatamji.
by chris master March 9, 2005
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manchurian candidate

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.
The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.
by laguna72 July 31, 2004
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Bethbearian Cantidate

Hey, who did the Bethbearian Cantidate fuck this time? I got $20 that its Nick next time.
by Ricky Roo Roo February 27, 2005
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The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.
Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!
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False Flag Candidate

In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.
"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."

"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."

"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."
by Ollie Anthem April 6, 2023
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vandimated

violated and vandalized
that boy vandimated me.
by fan31 April 16, 2009
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