Canadas History

1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup

1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."

2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.

by Dodger863 February 4, 2010

canadas history

the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.

i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch

by christopher huntopus February 6, 2010

canadas history

the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"

jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?

bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now

by Freida's Boss February 5, 2010

Canadasian

n. A person of Canadian and Asian parentage.

adj. Referring to or regarding a person of Canadian and Asian parentage.

This kid isn't Asian-American, he's Canadasian, and there's a world of difference.

by depresso February 7, 2007

Canadas History

The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.

Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!

by envia February 5, 2010

Canadas History

1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping

2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.

3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.

uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.

by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010

Canadas History

A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).

Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?

Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.

by drrary February 17, 2010