camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.

My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011

Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

by Diannese June 1, 2005

put a hump on a camels back

Phrase used to describe really strong gear.

Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!

by nitram May 29, 2004

camelhump

The bulge of a man's cock and balls.

dude that guy totally has a camelhump with those leather pants on. i bet he stuffs.

by thetokemaster420 January 21, 2010

camelhumper

Somebody who commits acts of sexual intimacy with dromedaries or bactrians. An especially horny and sex-starved desert traveller, or a total perv.

Also an annoying person resembling the above.

When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.

by Andy December 29, 2007

camelhumper

A Nigerian scammer.

True story: A Nigerian scammer tried a new version of the scam on me for a camera I had listed on Craigslist. He told me he wanted to buy my camera for his fiancee and he's USAF stationed over seas. He then offered me more money than I asked for if I'd ship it to Nigeria.

I asked him if his fiancee were a camel because I knew he's a camel humping Nigerian scammer. I suggested he stop being a camelhump and get an honest job.

Camel jockeys and camelhumpers really hate references to themself and a camel. It's like the new N word, but specifically for them.

by rumplestiltskin123 March 5, 2016

Camelhump

The opposite of a Cameltoe.

"Dude! Something is serious wrong here. Our waitress is sporting a Camelhump!
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"

by KSparx November 3, 2024