Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

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when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

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A phrase used to pressure people into doing something. Mostly used when playing the beautiful game, that is football.

A player is through on goal, tempting the shot. A distant "do it callum." is heard and the shot is instantly taken, resulting in a goal.

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To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

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A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...

“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”

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The act of punching someone who is unaware while seating.

Oh wow dude that guy who got thrown out, got caught doing a Callum!

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