Happy Halloween Kyle

Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.

That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!

by Luther Bazoo September 16, 2023

Halloween Cat

A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.

How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.

One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.

Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'

Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'

by HalloweenCat1 April 18, 2011

halloween

the day that makes the other 364 worth living.

by lush November 2, 2003

halloween slut

Girl who uses halloween as an excuse to act and dress like a slut. Halloween sluts are characterized by their thought that in the morning no one will remember how skanky and utterly trashy they looked the night before. But the truth is, once a halloween slut, always a halloween slut. Everyone remembers.
Halloween sluts forget the reason for the season. Halloween is not about squezing into a "french maid" outfit you got at the local porn store that is purposefully 3 sizes too small or living out your dream to be a victoria secret model despite your beer gut and flab ass. It's about candy and beer.

"Did you see Jessica's fat ass in nothing but underwear last night?" - sensible girl #1
"No, but I did see JoJo in a nurse outfit that showed her ass cheeks." - sensible girl #2
"Damn, our campus is nothing but a bunch of halloween sluts" - sensible girl #1

by Michelle Tanner August 22, 2006

Halloweenager

A teenager that doesn't dress up on Halloween but still goes around trick or treating for candy.

If it wasn't for all the halloweenagers coming to my door this year I wouldn't have gotten rid of all my candy.

by JStaggs November 22, 2007

colloween

A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.

Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.

by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019

Malloween

marshmallows that are orange and black flavored. Tell montenegro that theyre stackable, they'll scare your dad, and the punks next door won't know what hit them when you give them a satchel-full of marshmallows. Homestar got a weird eyeball that makes an eyeball sound for doing the commercial.

sorry... must have got a toenail caught in my throat!

by homsar October 29, 2003