Calhouned

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
by molinerat December 29, 2013
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calhoun county

people are nice ig but some kids act like they’re the shit . all the females are bitches . Shitty ass dress code not even bc the students are looking it’s becuase the teachers don’t know how to restrain themselves the pe teacher straight up said you can’t be looking like that in that exact manner bc i was showing my shoulder and was looking at my boobs . And all the females act like they the shit bc they vape in the bathrooms :)
by Yourmomisafag October 08, 2021
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sarah calhoun

A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 25, 2017
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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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Vivian Kate Calhoun

whats ur name

ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun

oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you

no

secs?

no

ok
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
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Adam Calhoun

Adam Calhoun is synonymous with Foopa Doopa. The term was first coined by Ryan Upchurch and subsequently released on Youtube as a diss track. It caught traction immediately, with Adam Calhoun being dubbed as the leader of the Foopa Doopa gang.
Yo Merc! Them bitches needa be taught a lesson. I'm sendin' Adam Calhoun and the Foopa Doopa to them cunts as we speak!
by DissDanYall January 20, 2025
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Calhoun

A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.
Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?
by Hdhansbch August 12, 2022
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