Canandaigua

1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists

French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)

Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!

French Canadian Tourist: Merci!

Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!

by Thropy March 9, 2009

Cadance

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. Is often misunderstood for being rude but she’s just trying to express herself . She has such a big heart and every boy that meets her gets a crush on her. She is very talented. She can sing and dance and is very flexible. Her best friends are usually outgoing and very nice.

Damn that girl is so pretty she must be a cadance

by Okayboomer13 December 8, 2019

Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Captain Cananada

No, his name is not Captain Canada. Captain Cananada is a huge superhero who loves to save the day at any moment!

Captain Cananada is going to save us from The Face!

by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Canandaigua

A town in the suburbs of upstate, NY where the majority of rednecks, middle class families and old veterans live. Though for kids it is a great place to grow up in. In the summer, the kids would boat on the lake pretty much everyday. During the winter, they would go skiing/snowboarding at Bristol. In school the kids participle in sports and/or music. During the spring a lady with bags in her hands with gel on her face walks around the streets of canandaigua and is called "The Vaseline Lady". If you see her walking around then you know it's spring already. Canandaigua is mainly big for its lake, hunting, horseback riding, etc.

Canandaigua is a nice little town to grow up in even though the town is a little weird.

by oliviakl September 11, 2016

Cadan

At first you might think he’s pretty weird and has some problems, but the more you get to know him, he will start to be pretty cool and chill

Oh yeah, Cadan will probably like memes too

by Coolmango January 25, 2019

Cannan

Cannan is a kind,loyal,brave,strong, and slick person he would never cheat, he’ll have your baby and he’s active so slide in his dm’s while you can cause he always got a bae. He also not scared to kiss, hug, fuck, or hold hands.

Random person: I’m dating Cannan
Random persons friend: no that’s my manz
Cannan: Nah I ain’t yo manz I already got my bae

hugs Random person (bae)

by Your_daddy07 October 23, 2019