you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

cactusodomy

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.

Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy

by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

Cactus nigger

Someone from Mexico or of Mexican heritage.

- "Man this country sucks."
- "Yeah, it's because of the cactus niggers."
- "Yeah I hate Mexicans too."

by Sarvesh Aniruddha April 23, 2017

Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it

Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.

by ScottAustin August 1, 2008

Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.

Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.

by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020