When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.
by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

by Dale Bigsley December 11, 2009

A phrase used to describe someone entirely laughable. So laughable in fact that your laugh turns uncontrollably into a cackle.
Did you see that guy with the mustache get his cuntleg stomped by snuffeluppagus in cleats... AHAHAAHAH What a Cackling Stock
by Bills house March 22, 2008

by Danny Cadotte August 3, 2006

Grifter slang for faking of your own death. Refers to the use of a chicken blood bladder to simulate violent death by stabbing, shooting, etc., although can refer to any faking of your own death by extension.
The grifter decided the best blow off for his con would be a cackle bladder, so the mark would not try to take revenge
by Mad Uncle Andy August 17, 2008

Eggs.
Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.
Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.
Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.
Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.
by Keira June 17, 2004

Australian slang for eggs.
by AJAJAJAJAJ March 8, 2009
