cabin boy 

1. Young boy taken on a ship to perform menial tasks like cleaning and cooking
2. Often buggered by the professional sailors onboard until they get shore leave
3. A Chris Elliot movie of same name

Captain: Whose turn is it with the cabin boy?

First Mate: Seamus, because it's his birthday!

cabin boy by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

Cabin Door 

A synonym for the anus

That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.

That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.

Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.

Cabin Door by definitelynotmarshalltett October 9, 2009

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

Cabin Bear by cabin bear March 31, 2020

cabin flip

taking a defenseless girl/boy and in a very redneck manner tossing him/her over your shoulder like a caveman and toting her off to your room. Most likely after drinking many road soders.

Drink some road soders and cabin flip that bitch!

cabin flip by dickforr December 2, 2009

Cabin Shower 

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

Cabin Shower by PlayaLove July 26, 2009

cabin dick 

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.

My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.

cabin dick by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014

Cabin rape 

When the people in your cabin have turned against you, and proceed to rape you in every hole.

Did you hear? Jessica is sore after she got cabin raped.

Cabin rape by Noah Shat October 18, 2019