Putting a popsicle stick into a used condom and freezing it before serving the frozen cum treat to your partner.
“Dude I gave my girlfriend a cumsicle the other night and she broke up with me.”
“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”
“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”
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A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.
by TBuck May 19, 2008
Get the Cumsicle Sandwich mug.after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.
by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026
Get the Cumsicle Blumpkin mug.the act of ejaculating repeatedly into an ice cube tray and sticking tooth picks in it like a frozen tasty treat and passing it out to the neighborhood kids you hate.
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Get the Carolina cumsicle mug.pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.
by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007
Get the maggot infested cumsicle mug.When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
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