Cumsicle

Putting a popsicle stick into a used condom and freezing it before serving the frozen cum treat to your partner.

“Dude I gave my girlfriend a cumsicle the other night and she broke up with me.”

“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”

Cumsicle by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023

cumsicle

a popsicle made out of cum

omg! you got the all loved cumsicle???

cumsicle by dana8sssss March 13, 2024

Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.

I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.

Cumsicle Sandwich by TBuck May 19, 2008

Cumsicle Blumpkin

after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.

CUMSICLE BLUMPKIN😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

Cumsicle Blumpkin by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026

Carolina cumsicle 

the act of ejaculating repeatedly into an ice cube tray and sticking tooth picks in it like a frozen tasty treat and passing it out to the neighborhood kids you hate.

Kids: Mister why is this shit so salty

Old trash baster: cause its a Carolina Cumsicle, bitches

Carolina cumsicle by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

maggot infested cumsicle 

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

maggot infested cumsicle by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle 

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022