Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020

burning your cpu

when the cpu usage on a computer is so high it burns the cpu and turns the computer into a plasma.

Man: OMg MY CPU USAGE IS AT 1039847573992759674% ITs So BAD HeLp it HAS LOTS OF BITCOINS

SOME RANDOM KID: LOLOL YOUR BURNING YOUR CPU

by MrPhoton June 13, 2018

sudden CPU arrest

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA

My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.

by word.doc June 28, 2009

Central CPU Hard Device

A central processing unit (CPU), also called a central processor, main processor or just processor, is the electronic circuitry that executes instructions comprising a computer program. The CPU performs basic arithmetic, logic, controlling, and input/output (I/O) operations specified by the instructions in the program. This contrasts with external components such as main memory and I/O circuitry, and specialized processors such as graphics processing units (GPUs).

My Central CPU Hard Device is Burning

MAMA

by Hardrum March 28, 2022

CPU

A source of gold that give you up to one quarter of a gram gold per CPU.

Person 1: Can I get a CPU?
Cashier: Are you building a computer?
Person 1: No, I’m getting gold the easy way.

by OuvuO February 28, 2020

CPU

An acronym for Computing Potato Unit.
Appreciated by penguins.

"What's your CPU ?"
"It's an Intel Idao 7."

by amimox March 5, 2017

CPU

Cutie protect yourself

When your being robbed, you need to CPU

by moso3209 November 25, 2023