Covidosophy

What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.

Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.

by Covido May 11, 2021

Singapore Covidoid

A humanoid robot that unprovenly supplies the daily random numbers of infections and deaths via the Ministry of Health (MOH) to the mainstream media, especially now that the majority of the population view each infection as a mere statistic, because it no longer matters to them whether it is a few tens or a few ten thousands.

Since Singapore started registering daily five-digit infections, to give locals the illusion that the infections data are meticulously collected from thousands of doctors islandwide, and to cut down on manpower, the authorities had apparently tasked a Singapore covidoid to spy on the population’s social media posts and tweets and pseudo-encrypted SMSes to formulate a daily figure on both infection and mortality cases.

by MathPlus March 7, 2022

Covidom

When an inmate’s last day coincides with the last day of the country’s lockdown, which makes them feel like they are experiencing double freedom as they enter their next phase of their life.

Don scribbled tally marks on the prison’s wall to count down the days to covidom.

by MathPlus May 14, 2021

covidot

A person who absolutely ignores socially distancing protocol and self-isolation policy during the spread of COVID-19

Orest is a covidot! He continues hanging out with mates while COVID-19 kills people

by Chronicles of COVID March 22, 2020

covidgilante

Someone who gets infected with COVID-19, then goes around coughing on criminals.

Screw Batman, the hero we need right now is The Unmasked Covidgilante

by TuBon_gRips April 24, 2020

Covidork

Covidork /kəʊvidɔ k/ means a person who is careless and irresponsible and not giving sufficient attention concerning preventive standards to avoiding covid-19.

Covidork is a portmanteau of covid-19 and dork.

1- Covidorks such as queer fish are not giving sufficient attention or thought to avoiding covid-19.
2- Unfortunately, covidorks do not keep their physical distancing in social relationships.
3- One of the main sources of contamination is the presence of a covidork who spreads the covid-19 in the city by not equipping themselves with a healthcare providers.

by Afshar Panahi May 3, 2020

The Year of the Covidox

When Chinese at their annual family reunion dinner held before or during the Lunar New Year of the Ox are banned from screaming auspicious or superstitious phrases at each other to minimize the odds of corona infection, but are encouraged to play pre-recorded good-luck or prosperity messages instead.

In the Year of the Covidox, dozens of diners had their non-Chinese neighbors report them to the police for noise pollution, and for failing to wear a mask while broadcasting their deafening auspicious greetings.

by MathPlus February 3, 2021