country boy beat down

Good ole fashion ass beating. No bs just knuckles & boots.

Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.

by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015

National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

country frat boy

A fake wannabe country boy who can be found wearing camo hats, camo shirts/coats, camo pants, and cheap sunglasses. Can be found hanging out at the local McDonalds spitting cheap tobacco and talking how big of a lift they got on their rusted out POS truck or who's property they ripped up last night with their POS truck. Thinks they are country because they wear camo, drive trucks, and hunt, but in fact know little to nothing about real country life. Most of them live in suburbs with with their mommy and daddy. Can be spotted in public driving lifted pieces of shit like 90' Jeeps, 90's Dodge Rams, diesel trucks, and any beat up rusted out piece of shit truck that they can find. Most of the ones driving diesels or newer trucks are funded strictly by daddy.

i went down to mcdonalds and there was a ton of country frat boys standing there bragging to each other about who has the better lift kit on their small dick mobile.

by the0varie September 12, 2016

National country girl/boy day

If you were born on this day you are a definitely a country girl/boy

Hey billy Bob today is July 5 and it is national country girl/boy day

by Pag October 27, 2019

Country Fried City boy

Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.

Jeff is an actual country fried city boy, look at that truck.

by Mapper Molder August 28, 2020

Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.

"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."

by Lamp_loving_moth June 7, 2024

national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023