conflicted

the emotional state when a man's two heads disagree

AOTS management should hire Alison because she's better qualified, but Sara Jean is sexier. They must feel conflicted.

by hurlyburly3 December 22, 2010

concited

misspelled word for conceited. for those who can't spell.

'I'm so concited and i have a reason'

by Tasha June 18, 2006

Convict Material

a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven't seen pussy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.

no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she's pure convict material.

by flow mt January 18, 2009

Convisted

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it

Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!

by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020

Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009

conviction

Belief that one would die for.

Stupidity

by larstait October 16, 2003

Convict Material

a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of ass.

No wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she's merely convict material.

Only a convict would fuck that used up bustdown. She's pure convict material.

by poev January 18, 2009