nontribution

a comment which adds little or no value to the discussion at hand; a failed attempt at contribution.

“At first the student sounded smart, but the silence and blank stares filling the classroom revealed the emptiness of his nontribution.”

by clareification December 7, 2010

non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.

Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

by maxinmesa November 24, 2013

contrabution

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

Cuntribution

When you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze

Preferred cuntributions are girls that will usually end up fucking someone at the party

Hey Joe, thanks for bringing Mary, she's a great cuntribution to the party.

by Johnny Baptist April 8, 2010

contributation

similar to contribution, but larger. leaving a larger effect in its wake.

when youre in a ceremony and the speaker says "thank you for your contributation!" you would answer, "it was hard work, but we contributated a lot."

by sjdhjkfhdjkfh April 10, 2010

Contrabution

The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.

Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.

by QuacksO February 14, 2019

Contribulation

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016