Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

congratumalations

A better way of saying congratulations.

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?

by Howseh May 12, 2014

Congratulashayla

One of the Top 50 girls names in the world. See Youtube. Always a winner, Congratulashayla always has a reason to celebrate. Champagne personality on a beer budget she's real and sweet and kind and has nice fingers.

I just found out Congratulashayla won the lottery... again.

by CrazyDiamond80 September 30, 2011

Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.

Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

by MeatScepter April 2, 2019

congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

by G_Collins June 27, 2005

Congratumafuckinglations

A wry interjection used as a sarcastic congratulatory expression.

"I just beat level 6 of Pac-Man!"
"Congratumafuckinglations."

"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."

by KyleS May 22, 2006