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One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...
NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007
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comprende

understand in spanish.

no comprende is i dont understand
no comprende--> i dont understand
by RachaelS September 18, 2006
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Alchemical Comprehension

Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.
Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension
by magicks February 14, 2012
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comprehensive education

British socialist experiment (further enhanced by successive generations of hapless politicians) that forced fee paying schools out of business, raised the school leaving age and tried to give all children between 4 and 16 a basic education in several subjects. 'Basic' is about as good as it gets for most victims forced as they are into mind-numbing boredom, despair and violence. Most schools are like open, juvenile prisons. Still, American state schools make every one of 'em look like Oxford!
teenage pregnancy? routine bullying? can't read and write without the aid of 15 years further education? teacher's all suicidal? no future? no motivation? no prospects? It has to be comprehensive education!
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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comprehensible

The ability to be clearly understand or capacity to perceive. kom-pri-hend
The true spelling of comprehendable;

Comprehendable from English word comprehend. Several poorly educated Americans decided on "comprehensible."
"Why is google saying that comprehendable is not a word?"
*5 hours later*
Did you mean "comprehensible?"
"..."
by HuniSenpai May 15, 2016
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Comprende

Comprende.
To understand.
1. We need to go and murk Big red, hes been talkin' trash all night...Comprende?

2. Comprende Mother fucker!
by Big J dawg December 24, 2008
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No Comprende

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.
Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
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