Clart 

From the Jamaican Patois, the word Clart has many differing definitions.

However, it is mainly used to describe the rear end, or Ass.

To be Licked inna your Clart, is to receive a kick in the ass (or head)

In order to better understand the definition of Clart, it may be easier to think of the Clart as the essential nature of a person, possibly related to its connection with blood.

Hence, “Yuh dutty likkle bloodclart” is a highly insulting remark, aimed at the core of that persons character...
(And has nothing at all to do with questionable Welsh rappers)

“Yah go kiss mi Clart yuh likkle raas”

“Suck unno bloodclart”

Clart by El Gato Mysterioso May 6, 2019

clart 

A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.

Gloria was surprised by a particularly violent clart rippling through her underwear.

clart by The Gangster of Math December 10, 2008

Clart 

To 'clart' someone is to smack them one.

"I oughtta clart you one round your boney head, you naughty!".

Clart by Jeej October 14, 2004

clart 

A fart cloud. The cloud of air surrounding someone who is expelling gas. A bubble of fart-smelling air.

Sadie had eaten some beans for lunch, and as a result, Cade had to suffer in her clart while they watched TV together with their two dogs, Clyde and Libby.

clart by hannah16banana July 11, 2016

clart 

To come up from behind an unsuspecting person and drag your knuckles against their ear repeatedly out of camaraderie. A good clart is defined as one in which each knuckle makes a distinctive "thud" sound. Occasionally the person's head is seized with one arm while the other hand makes the clarting motion.

Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.

Frenchie was doing a good job at work, and Bob honored him with the traditional Four-Fingered Clart.

clart by Jules_Verne December 15, 2008

clart 

Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.

Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)

clart by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006

clart 

French origin. Verb-abbreviation for clit fart; gas or air coming from near the clit.

Jane let a huge clart after she had fucked the entire football team.

clart by Ford LeCoq May 13, 2005