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Chris

Person who knows everything about everything. Omnipotent being.
Me: I took my car to the shop
Chris: I knew that
Me: I have a leak in my gas tank
Chris: I knew you would
Me: I hate you
Chris: I know you do
by Kelceey February 9, 2009
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Chris

A charming, honest, romantic, interesting, sensitive, determined, upright, princely, eloquent, and attractive person.

A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them.

A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older.

To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it!
"Wow, who was that cute boy you were talking to?"
"Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?"

"Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?"
"Aww Chris your flattering me again!"
by Greenlink August 22, 2011
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chris

is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008
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Chris

Looking for someone who only knows how to play Genji? Well heres your man. His body count is off the charts. And he can hook you up with any chic. His power comes from drinking 10 energy drinks every hour. Watches Jaystation and Morgz
Dave: Chris is so good
Jake: Dave stop talking about people in urban dictionary. We are getting you help tommorow in therapy.
by IgnitorPyrus February 18, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a great man who embarked on his travels in Mesopotamia on a quest to find the meaning of life and decided after to make a career out of making great videos, hence the Chris Cult’s chant being ‘Great Video Chris’. Everyone should look up to Chris and potentially also fear him due to his immense strength within his right elbow, which he famously used to kill Queava, the snake who slaughtered all in the village of Guksbo.
Great video Chris

That great video was so Chris

That video was great, you must be Chris
by Mysterious Mango man August 17, 2020
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Chris

Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.

It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.

Chris is also generally a very thin person.
"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"
by FSF June 7, 2013
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Chris

The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. October 19, 2008
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