A Chris is a straight badass who can see through your lies even if your named Scott, Kyle, Johnathan, EndGamerX, or anything else. He will eventually kick your ass decapitate you and send you to hell
by I will murder your family June 18, 2018
Me: I took my car to the shop
Chris: I knew that
Me: I have a leak in my gas tank
Chris: I knew you would
Me: I hate you
Chris: I know you do
Chris: I knew that
Me: I have a leak in my gas tank
Chris: I knew you would
Me: I hate you
Chris: I know you do
by Kelceey February 09, 2009
A charming, honest, romantic, interesting, sensitive, determined, upright, princely, eloquent, and attractive person.
A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them.
A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older.
To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it!
A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them.
A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older.
To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it!
"Wow, who was that cute boy you were talking to?"
"Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?"
"Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?"
"Aww Chris your flattering me again!"
"Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?"
"Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?"
"Aww Chris your flattering me again!"
by Greenlink August 20, 2011
by gypsy.gypsy June 26, 2008
Looking for someone who only knows how to play Genji? Well heres your man. His body count is off the charts. And he can hook you up with any chic. His power comes from drinking 10 energy drinks every hour. Watches Jaystation and Morgz
Dave: Chris is so good
Jake: Dave stop talking about people in urban dictionary. We are getting you help tommorow in therapy.
Jake: Dave stop talking about people in urban dictionary. We are getting you help tommorow in therapy.
by IgnitorPyrus February 19, 2020
Chris is a great man who embarked on his travels in Mesopotamia on a quest to find the meaning of life and decided after to make a career out of making great videos, hence the Chris Cult’s chant being ‘Great Video Chris’. Everyone should look up to Chris and potentially also fear him due to his immense strength within his right elbow, which he famously used to kill Queava, the snake who slaughtered all in the village of Guksbo.
by Mysterious Mango man August 17, 2020
Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.
It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.
Chris is also generally a very thin person.
It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.
Chris is also generally a very thin person.
"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"
by FSF June 07, 2013