chili fries 

To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.

Oh man, we got drunk and messed the bed with some hot steamy chili fries.

chili fries by ihumpedthat June 6, 2015

Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

Chili Cannon by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014

Chili's Date 

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

Chili's Date by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

Chili Bus 

The truck that comes and empties the Port a Potty after a long weekend at Bonnaroo, Wakarusa fest, or any other large gathering.

"Chuck is driving the chili bus. That rig is going to smell awful after a weekend full of hippies."

Chili Bus by mamaltrain November 30, 2011

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Chili Sniper

A person who only aims for the butthole; and is insanely accurate. A one-shot, one-kill type deal.

Can also describe a fart gone terribly wrong, in which a nug of shit accompanies the gas expulsion.

"Look at that fag on the unicycle!"

"Yeah shroder, what a little chili sniper."

Chili Sniper by Brosephhhhh April 1, 2010

Chili Job 

Occurs after a magical combination of a hearty, filling meal of chili and an evening of challenging oral sex (involving deep-throating or, in more colloquial terms, "throat fucking"). The rigor of said oral sex causes the giver to lose control of their gag reflex, thereby vomiting profusely on the member of the receiver of said blow-job. The unfortunate receiver completes the ritual by inserting his "chili dog" between the inviting buns of his nauseous partner.

"Dolores and I had a wonderful evening last night! We started with an expensive bottle of wine, devoured some medium rare beef fillets, and finished with a satisfying chili job to round out the evening."

Chili Job by Mike D Who? May 19, 2010