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A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india

Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)

Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters

The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)

When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her

The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again

China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely

Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac

Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures

The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
China by shitastic January 23, 2005
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Da rand of rice. U get imprisoned into rice farming slavery. (And Iphones)
Welcome to da rice fields flower bridge! No escape from China.
China by TheTrueMuscovy February 10, 2015
So polluted you can even see.
Man it's like China out here
China by DeadMemes69420 June 5, 2017
Zero Privacy and you’ll get shot or arrest for literally no reason

Yes
John:China is a bad countr...
“Boom”
Now John just got shoot in the head and I’m next
That one kid in class who doesnt take critisism and tells the teacher when you point he is in the wrong.
Person 1: Hey China, you misspelled you're.
China: ( Censores you )
Person 1:
China by PepiOnLine October 26, 2019
a man ate bat soup and now we are fucked rip toilet paper
(china has enter the chat)
(world virus on loose now)
(humans left 0)
(god has finished play plague inc)
CHINA by pocketsize666 March 31, 2020