Chairman Lmao 

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

Chairman Lmao by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006

Chairman Meow 

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).

Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever

Chairman Meow by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018

Chairman mao syndrome 

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

Chairman mao syndrome by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017

chairman socialist 

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit

"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"

chairman socialist by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018

Chairman RoflMao 

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

Chairman RoflMao by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

chairman pooh 

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

chairman pooh by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020

Chairman's Flight 

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.

Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.

Chairman's Flight by RockyGunner September 15, 2022