Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
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Quiet and innocent on the outside-wild sex fiend on the inside
similar to a suductress exploring her foreign policy
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