1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 7, 2018
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Way cooler and more modern.. has a better ring to it than Chillax.
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According to surveys, by 2015, 76.33% of the US population will be using this word instead of "chill."
Way cooler and more modern.. has a better ring to it than Chillax.
Deserves a spot in the dictionary.
According to surveys, by 2015, 76.33% of the US population will be using this word instead of "chill."
1.
Person A- Free tomorrow?
Person B- Yup, we should so chulill!
2.
Person X- Work is gonna be sooo boring tomorrow..
Person Y- But you can just chulill at work!
3.
Person #- Duuude I wanna chillax!!1
Person $- I think you mean chulill!
Person #- That's an awesome word!
Person $- I know.. so let's chulill!
Person A- Free tomorrow?
Person B- Yup, we should so chulill!
2.
Person X- Work is gonna be sooo boring tomorrow..
Person Y- But you can just chulill at work!
3.
Person #- Duuude I wanna chillax!!1
Person $- I think you mean chulill!
Person #- That's an awesome word!
Person $- I know.. so let's chulill!
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