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C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.
Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!
by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010
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(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
by tcb master September 20, 2011
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c-blocker

definition: a c-blocker is a guy that will do anything in his power to make sure you don't take home a girl.
At a house party; When you tell the girl "its kinda cold outside wanna go up to my room", he will sping into action and give her his jacket.
At a bar; you will be in the zone with a girl and she's clearly into you, all you have to say is "wanna head back my place" and it would be a done deal, thats when a c-blocker goes in for the kill, he will walk up to the bar between you and her and say "hey can i buy you a drink",
c-blockers can even be your best friend; you can tell your buddies how much you like this girl and they will tell you to go for her, but every time she is around your c-blocker friend will hit on her or make sure he takes the seat next to her where ever you go together, often he will get ahold of her phone number and invite her places without you. when you ask him what the deal is and why is he all over her all the time? he will say "what, she's my friend too and i don't even like her in that way, your acting paranoid".
often a c-blocker will never succeed in landing the girl, his job is to make it impossible for you to get her.
mike, brody, and james are the most common names of c-blockers so watch out you could be next!!!
friend 1: What happend with you and the girl last night at the party?
friend 2: every thing was going great, i was about to take her back to my place when this guy came up to us and asked me if i tested negative at the clinic.
friend 1: when did you go to the clinic?
friend 2: i didnt that guy was just a c-blocker making up stuff so she wouldn't go home with me. after that she thought i had some S.T.D. and would not even talk to me
by Travis Beddingfield May 4, 2006
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c blocked

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.
by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006
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C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up
by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008
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c-blocked

cock blocked...not getting any pussy when you really need it because of unforseen forces beyond your control
I am getting c-blocked from all angles...either my girlfriend gets a phone call or someone comes to her house right when we are ready or I'm on line chatting with some hot babe and my computer crashes.
by fitzwilli June 11, 2006
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C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
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