Butter-butt biting vampire 

When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.

Julie bites her tongue while eating popcorn at school.

" She's a Butter-butt biting vampire! "

Butter-butt biting vampire by ThiingTwo September 29, 2011

peanut butter butt boom surprise 

When a person puts a peanut filled balloon in their anal cavity and squeezes the peanut butter out in a projectile fashion into another person face.

do you know that girl Cindy? i heard she gives the best peanut butter butt boom surprises. i just want to get a really creamy peanut butter butt boom surprise.

peanut butter butt boom surprise by the dirty joay stain December 9, 2008

Peanut butter butt

The result of eating one too many peanut butter sandwhiches and ending up with poop stuck in your ass crack.

Robert: Wow Naomi! you have the messiest peanut butter butt I have ever seen..lemme eat that shit out!

Naomi: Yeah go for it, I ate 69 peanut butter sandwiches mang. Beware of dirty butt crust and filthy mushrooms.

Peanut butter butt by Tuna can chode December 2, 2011

butt hurt butter 

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

butt hurt butter by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Butter Butt 

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

Butter Butt by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

Butter-butt 

When you slip off of your chair when you sit at an angle and it keeps happening

Hey butter-butt! Sit up strait and that won't happen!

Butter-butt by Emerald821 January 24, 2019

Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

Peanut butter butt by messy bun2 November 3, 2022